I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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