When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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