JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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