that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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