I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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