belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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