he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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