Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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