Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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