Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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