put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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