I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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