found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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