you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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