thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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