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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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