I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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