is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We're not piercing ourselves today.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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