On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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