i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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