she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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