Pappa wants mamma naked
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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