I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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