return my video game
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
either way he was missing a nipple.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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