Moan for me like Helen Keller
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize