Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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