he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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