New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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