nutella sex= disaster
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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