Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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