I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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