I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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