dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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