another moral hangover. fuck.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
