I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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