Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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