found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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