Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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