But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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