found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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