Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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