Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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