Need sex. Gaining weight.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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