I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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