If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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