We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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