But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
