If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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