How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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