yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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