we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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