What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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