Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think I just sharted jello shots
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