So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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